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October 1, 2014 at 11:12pm
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ah yes october now the spooky usernames shall awaken

11:07pm
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same

same

11:04pm
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Reblogged from pinkgabbercat

pinkgabbercat:

Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

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11:03pm
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cielkoto:

cecelio:

That’s the shittiest story option I’ve ever heard Sebastian

Sebastian u stupid fuck.

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11:02pm
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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

10:59pm
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Felipe Escobar Bravo
cubone
doduo
diglett
ghastly

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10:59pm
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saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

(Source: allhailthecreative, via madamdoesnothing)

10:05pm
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my grandpa died today after a very long battle with alcoholism, dementia and cancer. im sad but im thankful his suffering is finally over.

9:59pm
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2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - Night 2 - show

2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - Night 2 - show

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9:58pm
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x

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September 30, 2014 at 10:37pm
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andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

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10:35pm
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Reblogged from twerkforyoutube

lilysinthefall:

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

dogs are the best hallucination we’ve ever come up with. Good job, team

(via lordstark)

10:33pm
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thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

(via teenytigress)

10:33pm
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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

(Source: vampirekid67, via teenytigress)

10:28pm
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I fucked up at work today. I hate that.